“Only cool people care about the origin stories of why they like something, and I'm not cool.” PeopleStoriesCareLike SomethingCool People Author:Scott McClanahan
“I don't think anybody does anything anymore without commenting on why they're doing it or making fun of it as they're doing it.” ThinkingDoeFun Author:Scott McClanahan
“I'm sure we're going to find out one day that the brain is as worthless as the appendix.” BrainOne DayWorthlessAppendix Author:Scott McClanahan
“I think a pretty good modus operandi is to believe that everything we know is wrong. The stomach will be the key to depression or consciousness or we'll realize ants are smarter than people.” PeopleThinkingKnowsBelieveRealizingConsciousnessKeysStomachSmarterAntsModus Operandi Author:Scott McClanahan
“Everybody is so sure about everything these days. Just look at your horrible Facebook feed on the most recent tragedy that people are commenting on.” PeopleLooksTragedyHorribleThese Days Author:Scott McClanahan
“Everybody is so goddamn sure of themselves, it just makes you realize this is the curse of the modern world.” WorldRealizingModernCurseModern World Author:Scott McClanahan
“The only hope we have are our bodies. We're all trapped in them and we all hate them, and it's this reason why we're comic and not tragic.” ReasonBodyHateComicReason WhyTragicTrapped Author:Scott McClanahan
“Most of the answers to the world could be answered with our bodies.” WorldBodyAnswers Author:Scott McClanahan
“There's always tons of crap music people are trying to sell us - [it's] the same way with publishers and galleries.” PeopleWayTryingSellsCrapPublishersGalleryRap Music Author:Scott McClanahan