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“All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!”

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Bill Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. Known for his sharp political satire and humor, he is best recognized for hosting ABC's 'Politically Incorrect'. Born on January 20, 1956, Maher's career spans television, film, and stage performances, as well as writing and producing. more

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