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“I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.”

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Book:The Sleepy Hollow Family Almanac
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The Sleepy Hollow Family Almanac

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Book:My Mind's Abyss
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