“Megan was able to get me the single most important item in this entire house." "She got you that new vibrator?" "Jesus..." "Oh, the cookbook, right," he said, remembering. Megan used to work for the Food Network, and was able to secure me a signed copy of the original Barefoot Contessa cookbook.”
Alice Clayton is a renowned author whose works span various literary genres. Although her exact birth and death dates are unknown, her contributions to literature have been profound. more
“...we live in a different world, you and me - governed by different laws...”
“The differences between women are all cosmetic.”
“It was a puzzle for men how women never got tired of shopping, even if there was nothing to buy”
“Leave it to a woman to notice all of the little details that men often ignore.”
“Disorder, disobedience & rule breaking are features of all my stories.”