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“I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow, and to the republicans for which they scam, one nacho, underpants, with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.”

Quote by Matt Groening

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The Big Book of Hell

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Matt Groening
Matt Groening

Matt Groening, born on February 15, 1954, is an influential American cartoonist and animator. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful commentary on societal issues, Groening is best known for his work on 'The Simpsons'. His cartoons have a satirical edge and have had a profound impact on modern popular culture. more

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