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“The only thing wrong with Southern Baptists was they didn't hold them underwater long enough.”

Quote by Kinky Friedman

Book:A Case of Lone Star

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A Case of Lone Star

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Kinky Friedman, born Richard Allen Feldman, is an American singer, writer, and comedian. Known for his unique humorous style and satirical lyrics, he often addresses political and social issues. Born on November 1, 1944, Friedman's musical and performance career has been characterized by various roles and projects. more

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