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“Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.”

Book:Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Obsidian Fate

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Obsidian Fate

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“Whenever a woman tries to put you out of temper, turn the tables, and put HER out of temper instead. They are generally prepared for every effort you can make in your own defence, but that. One word does it as well as a hundred; and one word did it with Limping Lucy. I looked her pleasantly in the face; and I said—"Pooh!”

Humour Temper Misogynist Pooh

Book:The Moonstone

Source: The Moonstone

“Fish and company start to smell after three days.”

Humour

Book:Leviathan Wakes

Source: Leviathan Wakes

“When you're conscious of what you're permitting to germinate inside you, the weeds in your life will wither away of their own accord.”

Humour Non Fiction

Author:Lawrence Shorter

“My request today is simple. Today. Tomorrow. Next week. Find somebody, anybody, that’s different than you. Somebody that has made you feel ill-will or even hateful. Somebody whose life decisions have made you uncomfortable. Somebody who practices a different religion than you do. Somebody who has been lost to addiction. Somebody with a criminal past. Somebody who dresses “below” you. Somebody with disabilities. Somebody who lives an alternative lifestyle. Somebody without a home. Somebody that you, until now, would always avoid, always look down on, and always be disgusted by. Reach your arm out and put it around them. And then, tell them they’re all right. Tell them they have a friend. Tell them you love them. If you or I wanna make a change in this world, that’s where we’re gonna be able to do it. That’s where we’ll start. Every. Single. Time.”

Love Happiness Hate Christianity Kindness Judgment Hatred Charity Bigotry Homosexuality Judgmental People

Book:Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One

Source: Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One

“It's all very well to talk like that,” said Mr. Rafiel. “We, you say? What do you think I can do about it? I can't even walk without help. How can you and I set about preventing a murder? You're about a hundred and I'm a broken-up old crock.”

Crime Humour

Book:A Caribbean Mystery

Source: A Caribbean Mystery

“I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother”

Humour

Book:A Game of Thrones

Source: A Game of Thrones

“As for Percy, he held his magic ballpoint pen like he was trying to decide whether to bust out some sword moves or autograph Nike’s chariot.”

Humour Leo Valdez

Book:The Blood of Olympus

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-bag paper of the kind suitable for latrine duty in an ill-run correctional facility. Duly unfurled, it carried a handwritten salutation reading as follows: Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your f****** Xmas card I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous?”

Comedy Humour Christmas Phyllis Diller

Author:Christopher Hitchens

“How could you receive a member of the Male Sex in your bedroom, and in your dressing gown? Sir, I must request you to leave immediately!" "You don't mean to tell me that's a dressing gown?" interrupted Mr Carlton, a dangerous gleam in his eyes." Well, it's by far the most elegant one I've ever been privileged to see, and I suppose I must have seen scores of 'em in my time- paid for them too!”

Humour Regency

Author:Georgette Heyer

“I was coming down off the last painkiller left in my dresser drawer after Autumn tossed my stash. In that moment I was so groggy and happy I would have accepted a date with Oscar the Grouch - and planned to do some serious feeling up on the green furry beast too. Yeah, stooping to pharmaceutical-inspired sex fantasies about garbage can Sesame Street characters - that had to be the best Just Say No drug lecture a girl in a leg cast could ever receive to make her go cold turkey off the meds.”

Humour Drugs Pills High Medication Shrimp Sesame Street Gingerbread Painkillers Rachel Cohn Cupcake Cyd Charisse Leg Injury Oscar The Grouch

Book:Cupcake

Source: Cupcake

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