“A surprising percentage of your own society, with all your heritage of murder, would like to believe that Life survives by going to the supermarket. So the ideal would be to train cattle to make butcher knives and take turns cutting each other up at a convenient location.”
Source: Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
“The meat hovers right by his lips, so he opens
his mouth, as slowly as a drawbridge. I place the bite of flesh onto his tongue, and seduction overtakes me. His lips clamp down as I pull the utensil away. He chews. Swallows. Licks those lips.”
Source: Savage Indulgence: A Grisly Short Story with a Twist Ending
“I finally slice into my steak. My first bite is velvety and robust. Melt-in-your-mouth tender. Hardly have to chew. I swallow my morsel of meat. Relish in the taste.”
Source: Savage Indulgence: A Grisly Short Story with a Twist Ending
“What a waste! I have wasted time, resources, energy. Tattoo ink taints the flesh. It is more than a permanent scar—it is a nausea-inducing taste that I refuse to consume.”
Source: Savage Indulgence: A Grisly Short Story with a Twist Ending
“I can smell a fake tan and surgical enhancements from a mile away”
Source: Murder by Cheesecake
“I 'm in a serious pickle--and not one of those delicious fried ones”
Source: Murder by Cheesecake
“Fine. But this is the last time I get down on my knees for some dirty dog”
Source: Murder by Cheesecake
“Drag, to Misty, was freedom. Freedom to wear whatever she wanted, to perform whatever she wanted, to be whoever she wanted. It was a superpower”
Source: Murder in the Dressing Room
“When I opened my case in the hotel, he gestured excitedly at my snakeskin sandals, turquoise suede wedges and silver-speckled jellies. “But you’ve loads of shoes,” he bellowed joyfully. I shook my head sadly. Men just don’t get it, do they? They’re definitely missing the shoe chromosome.”
Source: Under the Duvet: Shoes, Reviews, Having the Blues, Builders, Babies, Families and Other Calamities – Funny and Personal Observations on Modern Life
“Anybody who had the cool mind and cold heart to leave a box of poisoned chocolates might very well be extremely calm under pressure. Oh yes, a poisoned-chocolate murderer was a cruel murderer indeed”
Source: Murder in the Dressing Room