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“I lean closer to the screen and decide to really push her limits by hitting her with one of those pickup lines she loves to hate. "My beard wants to know if you would like a comfortable place to sit down?”

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Book:Slammed

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Slammed

This book delves into the intense and passionate world of competitive slam poetry, showcasing the lives and struggles of poets as they compete in high-stakes events. more

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Victoria Denault

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