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“I didn't really spend much time with anyone my own age during high school because I believed my true calling would be representing New Jersey in the U.S. Senate, and if that didn't work out, I could always fall back on becoming an Olympic pole vaulter.”

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Book:Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

This memoir delves into the personal experiences of the author, chronicling their struggles with alcoholism and the path to sobriety. The narrative is filled with wit and self-deprecating humor, offering a raw and honest look at the challenges faced during the process of overcoming addiction. more

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Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler, born on February 25, 1975, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and television host. Known for her unique sense of humor and candid remarks, she has hosted several popular television shows and achieved significant success in the comedy industry. more

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