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“Father, we come to You, Father, in the name of the Father, Father we come to You, Father, Father, just, just, Father, Father...' You don't talk to you friends like that. 'Ed, Ed, come over, Ed, Ed, Ed, you are, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, ooh, Ed, Ed, Ed' - he wouldn't be your friend anymore if you did that! Like, 'You keep saying Ed...my name's Joe!”

Quote by Tim Hawkins

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Tim Hawkins
Tim Hawkins

Tim Hawkins is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and live performance skills. He was born on March 30, 1975, and has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Hawkins is loved for his humorous handling of everyday trivia and his satirical comments on social phenomena. more

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