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“I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.”

Book:Of Christmas Present

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“He passed a hair salon called Snip Away, which sounded more like a vasectomy clinic than a beauty parlor. The Snip Away beauticians were either reformed mall girls or guys named Mario whose fathers were named Sal. Two patrons sat in a window - one getting a perm, the other a bleach job. Who wanted that? Who wanted to sit in a window and have the whole world watch you get your hair done?”

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Book:Back Spin

Source: Back Spin

“Today we're buying designer shoes from a flea market, then reselling them at the mall with a ‘luxury tax”

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Book:Quote: +/-

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“Nyx rubbed the ointment onto her new, darker skin. She was nearly as dark as Suha now. She supposed it would protect her from more cancers, but it was funny-looking. At least her face was the same. At least her face didn't look Chenjan. I'm never going to get laid again, Nyx thought.”

Darker

Book:Infidel

Source: Infidel

“It's my belief that if we do not willingly embrace the challenge of Eden with all our hearts, then we will likely be forced to face challenges far far darker and more ominous in design.”

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Book:The Eden Fruitarian Guidebook

Source: The Eden Fruitarian Guidebook

“Hey,” he breathes, clasping my head in his hands, gazing down at me… “Why are you crying?” His voice is filled with concern. “Because I love you so much,” I whisper. He half-closes his eyes as if drugged, absorbing my words. When he opens them again, they blaze with his love. “And I you, Ana. You make me… whole.” He kisses me gently as Roberta Flack finishes her song.”

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Author:E. L. James

“As a natural blonde I can turn into ginger, if I stay in the shade And let my hair linger!”

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Book:Dearer Mirror

Source: Dearer Mirror

“As soon as the gold in the casket rings; the rescued soul to heaven springs.”

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Author:Johann Tetzel

“I never did understand the prospect of spending coin for pleasure, but my sister loved to shop. She ran her fingers lovingly over the fabrics on sale: silks and velvets and satins imported from England, Italy, and even the Far East. She buried her nose in bouquets of dried lavender and rosemary, and closed her eyes as she savored the tart taste of mustard on the doughy pretzel she had bought. Such sensuous enjoyment.”

Shopping Delights Indulgences

Book:Wintersong

Source: Wintersong

“But you'd better make it up to me when we get back. I'll need pizza, ice cream, and lots of massages." She frowned when she caught the naughty gleam in his eyes. "Not that kind of massage. The kind where you rub my back for at least an hour and feed me chocolate and alcoholic beverages.”

Massage Indulgences

Book:The Singles Table

Source: The Singles Table

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