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“At the birthday parties of friends I wait for the moment when someone’s mum clears away what’s left of the Angel Delight and says plaintively, ‘I wish they were all like you, Robert.’ Which is to say, ‘I wish they were all as quiet as you, Robert.’ I’m almost indignant if I don’t get that compliment at some stage. But then, I’m also uneasy, because I know that boys are not supposed to be quiet.”

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How Not to Be a Boy

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Robert Webb
Robert Webb

Robert Webb, born on September 29, 1972, is a British comedian known for his unique sense of humor and his默契 partnership with Andrew Lloyd Webber. more

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