“If you were truly 'here for me,' you would have a Kahlua in one hand and Henry Cavill's number in the other. Since I'm not having drunken phone sex with Superman, there must be another reason you're darkening my living room.”
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“It’s us. It always has been.”
“I wasn't expecting the way his blue eyes scorched through me. I wasn't expecting him.”
“Calm down Tarzan. There are somethings a girl may want to keep to herself.”
“In any situation, there is a sacred-solution.”
“Being mean to one another brings me joy; I’ll seek therapy at a later date.”