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Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation

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Jeremy Hardy
Jeremy Hardy

Jeremy Hardy is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical approach. Born on July 17, 1961, he has been active in the British comedy scene since the 1980s. Hardy is beloved for his distinctive comedy performances and appearances in various comedy shows, including 'The Jeremy Hardy Show' and '8 Out of 10 Cats'. more

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“I murmur: "It's a seat," a little like an exorcism. But the word stays on my lips: it refuses to go and put itself on the thing. It stays what it is, with its red plush, thousands of little red paws in the air, all still, little dead paws. This enormous belly turned upward, bleeding, inflated—bloated with all its dead paws, this belly floating in this car, in this grey sky, is not a seat. It could just as well be a dead donkey tossed about in the water, floating with the current, belly in the air in a great grey river, a river of floods; and I could be sitting on the donkey's belly, my feet dangling in the clear water.”

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