“Just tell him you're a virgin already. Or close to it. But you've been trained by professional strippers. And your boyfriend is waiting for you 'back home'...Then wait six months to do the deed. He's yours.”
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He's Just Not in the Stars: Wicked Astrology and Uncensored Advice for Getting the (Almost) Perfect Guy
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