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“Faeces by any other name would smell as gross”

Book:N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups

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“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the desk, reach through, grab his balls, and make him sing The Mickey Mouse Club song. But these days, I'm working on the theory that killing everyone I don't like might be counterproductive. I'm learning to use my indoor voice like a big boy, so I smile back at the clerk.”

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Book:Kill the Dead

Source: Kill the Dead

“If one grasps the point that the human is a collection of the distinctive and odour smell, within visible and invisible parts of its entity, until fragrances its character, may not wear and execute the conduct of vanity since it exhibits the ego”

Odour

Author:Ehsan Sehgal

“You need a good soap for body odor, and for character odor, you need mind purification; it cannot be available in any store; only you have it.”

Odour

Author:Ehsan Sehgal

“You need a good soap for body odour, and for character odour, you need mind purification; it cannot be available in any store; only you have it.”

Odour

Author:Ehsan Sehgal

“Treating your unpleasant mouth smell is easy, but your character's odour is not.”

Odour

Author:Ehsan Sehgal

“Yes, I know, because schools are cruel, illogical, and unfair. But the thing is, life is cruel, illogical, and unfair. That is why the education system works so well. If schools and teachers did a good job and inspired children and made them enthusiastic about every subject, they would only be sadly disappointed when they got out into the real world. Better to disappoint them when they're young. It is more important to learn to cope with disappointment than learn how to do long division." - Nanny Piggins”

Nanny Piggins

Book:Nanny Piggins and the Wicked Plan

Source: Nanny Piggins and the Wicked Plan

“You can tell which ones are the artists,' Nanny Piggins said loudly, for she could be instructive when she chose to be. 'They are the useless-looking one wearing cardigans.' There were indeed several useless-looking, grouchy young men wearing cardigans among the crowd. And those who had heard Nanny Piggins's comment glared at her instead of glaring meaningfully into empty space like they normally did.”

Nanny Piggins

Book:The Adventures of Nanny Piggins

Source: The Adventures of Nanny Piggins

“Nanny Piggins lost the Vegetable Peeling, Gutter Cleaning, and Long Division Explaining tests as well. She got caught telling Michael, 'Don't bother to learn that. Long division is a waste of brain space, when you can just buy a calculator.' Which is only the truth.”

Nanny Piggins

Book:The Adventures of Nanny Piggins

Source: The Adventures of Nanny Piggins

“Experience has taught me that it is always better to be well rested than to know what you are doing - Nanny Piggins”

Nanny Piggins

Book:Nanny Piggins and the Wicked Plan

Source: Nanny Piggins and the Wicked Plan

“Do they ever ask pirates to come and speak to you at your school's career day?' 'No,' admitted Derek. 'They usually just have accountants come and tell us how accountancy is really exciting.' 'They let people come and lie to you?' asked Nanny Piggins. 'Your headmaster is a very immoral man.”

Nanny Piggins

Book:Nanny Piggins and the Wicked Plan

Source: Nanny Piggins and the Wicked Plan

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