“I want the evening upon which we lose our collective virginities to be special. I'm no parthenologist but I suspect that Jordana's virginity is still intact. Her biological knowledge is minimal. She thinks that a perineum is to do with glacial moraine.”
Joe Dunthorne is a British novelist born in 1982. His works are acclaimed for their unique narrative style and profound insights into contemporary social issues. more
“Monsters don’t get happy endings.”
“A brain the size of a pea, cannot achieve what a brain the size of a melon can!!”
“A married man is just a single man who couldn’t say no.”