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“That could be made into a sad song, Simon supposed. 'If they are eggs, why are they gray? Who can say, who can say?' Admittedly, "Why Are the Eggs So Gray?" might not be a big hit, even on the hipster circuit.”

Quote by Cassandra Clare

Book:Bitter of Tongue

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Bitter of Tongue

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Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare is a renowned American author, best known for her young adult fantasy novel series, 'The Mortal Instruments'. Her works blend elements of magic, romance, and adventure, captivating young readers worldwide. more

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