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“Happiness is wildly indiscreet vibrators that make your whole clapped-out building quake and Jill Scott sex jams and Judd Apatow comedies set in L.A, preferably featuring Leslie Mann. Yes! Happiness is Leslie Mann because she's joyful and she always laughs like she's got an abundance of delightful secrets.”

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Diriye Osman
Diriye Osman

Diriye Osman, born in 1983, is an accomplished Ethiopian short story writer. His works are renowned for their profound emotions and sharp insights into social realities, captivating readers worldwide. more

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