“Why is it called a flight of stairs? It should be called The Pekin Duck of stairs, because it's the kind of flying that's composed entirely of walking.”
Quote by Jarod Kintz
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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