“Penguins are Antarctica's Pekin duck, and Admiral Byrd just sent me a telegram telling me he wants me to come down there and teach him how to ice fish. The trick is not gluing the bananas to your wetsuit, and keeping the volume of The Golden Girls set at 33.” AbsurdDucksSurrealDuckDuck QuoteDuck QuotesAntarcticaGolden GirlsAdmiral Byrd Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators. Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.