“As the president of the Council of Fashion Designers of America, I represent the designers. And while we can by no means take the blame for eating disorders, we can play our part in addressing this important issue.” MeanImportantPlayAmericaPresidentIssuesFashionEatingBlameDesignerDisorderCouncilEating DisorderFashion DesignerImportant Issues Author:Diane von Furstenberg
“A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.” PeopleHappensAmericaExpressionSpeechEatingYogaBunchSavingBurningSensitiveSmokingFlagsFreedom Of SpeechHypocriteYellingDolphinsSalmonPosingIncenseBongsFreedom Of Speech And ExpressionFlag Burning Author:Richard Jeni
“You know what made us the biggest, meanest, Big Mac eating, calorie-counting, world-dominating kick-ass powerhouse country in the history of the human race? The pursuit of happiness. Not happiness. The pursuit.” KnowsWorldHumansMadeCountryBigsAmericaHappinessRaceEatingPursuitAssHuman RaceKicksPursuit Of HappinessCountingMacsCaloriesDominatingKick AssBig Mac Book:Happiness Source: Happiness