“There was not a lot that could be done to make Morpork a worse place. A direct hit by a meteorite, for example, would count as gentrification.” GentrificationAnkh MorporkMeteoriteMorpork Book:Pyramids Source: Pyramids
“In fact, if there were such a thing as an international thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone's wallets.” SnuffThievingAnkh Morpork Book:Snuff Source: Snuff