“A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone.” MadeUsedStudyBabyThirdsYeahChinaSmartphones Author:Conan O'Brien
“The oil companies are regulated by the federal government. They can't drill on land nor in American waters without permission from the feds. Many Republicans want to drill baby drill but what's the point if all the oil goes to China? Increased production obviously doesn't mean lower prices for us.” IfsWantMeanGovernmentWaterCompanyLandBabyRepublicanProductionsChinaOilFedsPermissionFederal GovernmentDrillsOil Companies Author:Bill O'Reilly
“Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.” GivingGoneEventsBabyGunChinaIpodsSporting Events Author:Diablo Cody
“The drab brown front of the house made it look as if it had been built from rusty spare parts. Someone always put lace curtains in the windows of dreary houses, and Nick was unsurprised to see the curtains making their attempts in every window of this place. There was a china garden gnome on the doorstep, wearing a desperate, crazy smile. "It's not so bad," Alan said. "You never take me nice places anymore, baby." said Nick, and was mildly gratified by Alan's ring of laughter, like a living bell that had been caught by surprise when it was struck.” IfsLooksMadeSaidHouseNiceCrazyFrontsBabyLaughterBuiltGardenWindowSurpriseCaughtChinaRingsMade ItDesperateBrownTake MeBellsSparesCurtainsDrearyLaceGnomeDoorstepSpare Parts Book:The Demon's Lexicon Source: The Demon's Lexicon
“Never in his life had Edward been cradled like a baby. Abilene had not done it. Nor had Nellie. And most certainly, Bull had not. It was a singular sensation to be held so gently and yet so fiercely, to be stared down at with so much love. Edward felt the whole of his china body flood with warmth. (page 128)” DoneWholeBodyFeltBabyPagesChinaSensationsWarmthFloodBullsMuch Love Author:Kate DiCamillo