“What's the deal with putting animal feet on tubs? It's like insisting that all pianos should have tails, or dinner tables should have scrotal sacs. One of the things we like about tubs is their immobility, their general disinclination to bolt out of the room, scramble down the stairs, and make for the woods in a blind feral panic.” Interior DesignBath TubsScrotal Sacs Book:Interior Desecrations: Hideous Homes from the Horrible '70s Source: Interior Desecrations: Hideous Homes from the Horrible '70s