“I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.” KnowsWayNeedsHomeBodyOrderProtectGunVotePoliceDemocratYour BodyLocalsVotingThievesMurdererInvasionIrresponsible Author:David Letterman
“"Gun-wielding recluse gunned down by local police" isn't the epitaph I want. I am hoping for "Witnesses reported the sound up to two hundred kilometers away" or "Last body part finally located".” WantTwoBodyLastsSoundHundredGunPoliceLocalsWitnessEpitaphRecluse Author:James Nicoll
“It is an accurate statement that the followers of Witchcraft do not usually proselytize, which means you aren't going to find us standing on your local street corner thumping our Books of Shadows. Nor do you have to worry about jumping out of the shower to answer our serene and smiling faces at the door with your clothes stuck to various uncomfortable places on your wet body. But just because we (hopefully) aren't the forcible type doesn't mean we don't exist.” MeanBookBodyFacesAnswersWorryDoorsStreetsTypeClothesShadowStandingVariousCornersStuckStatementsLocalsHopefullyUncomfortableFollowersAccurateWetShowersJumpingWitchcraftSereneStreet CornersSmiling Faces Book:To Ride a Silver Broomstick: New Generation Witchcraft Source: To Ride a Silver Broomstick: New Generation Witchcraft