“I realise that now," I huffed. "But at the time I was obviously deluded as fuck because I opted to heal him instead." "Oh fuck, you just killed my boner. Why the hell would you save that motherfucker’s life?” BetrayalBonerWeird GuyBruh Lol Book:Alpha Wolf Source: Alpha Wolf
“It's our first outing as a couple," she said, her smile surprisingly shy. "You know what would be nicer?" He lowered his head to whisper in her ear every filthy thing he'd do to her later, and by the end of it she was leaning into him, her breathing accelerated. "You don't play fair," she muttered, tilting her face up to his. "The least you can do is kiss me." "I'm not into PDAs in the middle of Melbourne," he said, struggling to not laugh in the face of her outrage. "You better give me some kind of public display of affection right here, right now, mister, or I'm going to torture you." "How?" "By telling you I'm going commando under this dress and your naughty wordplay means I won't be sitting down the entire time we're in the bar." With that, she strutted up the steps in front of him, leaving him with a raging hard-on and lamenting his urge to tease, because Harper had matched him quip for quip while upping the ante. She was magnificent.” TeasingBonerBanter Sexual Visionary Book:The Man Ban Source: The Man Ban
“Kilian has invited you to a group: Everyone except Mikki. She snorted, clicking on it. Kilian: Tell us. Moses: Did he pop a stiffy? Cian: Let’s not bring stiffies into the conversation. Moses: Did YOU pop a stiffy?” LolTextsBonerDeetsStiffyPoor GirlTypical GuysWhy Are They So Invested Book:Tourner Source: Tourner
“It depends on the situation.” He was outright laughing at her now. She could tell by the tone of his voice, even though he was managing to hold back the actual laughter. “But in any situation with you, it means nothing, okay?” LyingNothingOuchBoner Book:Tourner Source: Tourner