“The anarch learns how to read and write if and when it pleases him. Many children are drawn to a book by innate curiosity. Charlemagne was still illiterate after many years of ruling his tremendous empire. Even when associating with scholars like Alcuin and Peter of Pisa, he had not gotten very far with writing; after all, he had more and better things to do. It is unlikely that Homer knew how to write; the letter inhibits free singing. At any rate, caution is indicated when a boat leaves the sea and glides into the canals—the most dangerous thing of all is numbers. As a historian, I depend on the written word; as an anarch, I can do without it.” EumeswilCharlemagne Book:Eumeswil Source: Eumeswil
“In medieval times, contrary to popular belief, most knights were bandits, mercenaries, lawless brigands, skinners, highwaymen, and thieves. The supposed chivalry of Charlemagne and Roland had as much to do with the majority of medieval knights as the historical Jesus with the temporal riches and hypocrisy of the Catholic Church, or any church for that matter. Generally accompanied by their immoral entourage or servants, priests, and whores, they went from tourney to tourney like a touring rock and roll band, sports team, or gang of South Sea pirates. Court to court, skirmish to skirmish, rape to rape. Fighting as the noble's substitution for work.” JesusPriestsThievesKnightsCatholic ChurchChivalryPiratesBanditsNoblemenServantsKnighthoodMercenariesHighwaymenMedieval LifeSports TeamsBrigandsCharlemagneSkirmishesRock And Roll Bands Book:All Shall Be Well; And All Shall Be Well; And All Manner of Things Shall Be Well Source: All Shall Be Well; And All Shall Be Well; And All Manner of Things Shall Be Well