“When...has a mugging case ever heard a defense attorney claim, 'Your Honor, the victim was dressed in an Armani suit and wearing a Rolex. Clearly he was begging to be assaulted.'” CasesHeardHonorClaimsVictimDefenseSuitsBeggingAttorneyYour HonorArmaniRolexDefense Attorneys Author:Peter David
“I am a subject, And I challenge law. Attorneys are denied me, And therefore personally I lay my claim To my inheritance of free descent.” LawChallengesSubjectsClaimsLaysDeniedInheritanceAttorneyDescent Book:Histories of Shakespeare in Plain and Simple English (a Modern Translation and the Original Version) Source: Histories of Shakespeare in Plain and Simple English (a Modern Translation and the Original Version)
“The Attorney General made another astonishing claim, that there were Pakistani terrorists possibly coming on these boats from Haiti. No one has ever seen a Pakistani coming on a boat from Haiti yet.” MadeClaimsTerroristBoatAstonishingAttorneyHaiti Author:Edwidge Danticat
“Now, how do you explain Obama's claim, that he can kill American citizens without due process? Well, he has his attorney general get up and say, "Well, it doesn't say in the constitution judicial process. It just says due process." Now that's a lawyerly diversion from the truth.” WellsProcessCitizensConstitutionClaimsDuesGet UpAttorneyJudicialAmerican CitizensDiversionDue Process Author:Ray McGovern
“Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.” Has BeensSaidStoriesGayClaimsRelatedTomsAttorneyExhaustionCruiseSuing Author:Conan O'Brien