“And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.” LossPartyRespectChristmasDrunkennessFightsAssholesCompany Parties Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“If there are segregated plates of fruit, I suggest a four-to-one ratio of non-watermelon to watermelon. Look, they know you want it. YOU know you want it. So if you conspicuously avoid it, that's an admission right there: guilt by omission.” Company PartiesChoosing Food Book:How to Be Black Source: How to Be Black