“It's fifteen hundred miles to Ankh-Morpork,‘ he said. "We've got three hundred and sixty-three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon's about to break and we're wearing... we're wearing... sort of things, like glass, only dark... dark glass things on our eyes...” ElephantsThingsDiscworldMonsoonBlues BrothersDark Glass Things Book:Moving Pictures Source: Moving Pictures