“When I got into comedy, which was really for acting, I would see the guys who would be considered great today. They were great, but after a few minutes I could get kind of bored because they wouldn't move around. The dress code was boring to me. I didn't want to see the guy next door when I'm watching a performer. I wanted to see someone I would pay a ticket for.” WantKindWould BeTodayWantedMovingGuyNextPayActingComedyDoorsMinutesDressesBoringCodeBoredPerformersTicketsDress Code Author:Andrew Dice Clay
“My mom would be leaving the house and she'd say, 'Don't you pull out all of the old dresses in the attic and put on a show again!' And the door would close, and that's exactly what I'd do. The show was calling me!” ShowsWould BeHouseDoorsMomCallingDressesLeavingMy MomAttics Author:Michael Patrick King
“My front door had seen jean skirts, dresses, even a see-through tube dress over a string bikini. A handful of times, spackled-on makeup and glitter lotion. Never pajamas.” DoorsFrontsDressesMakeupStringsHandfulSkirtsTubesGlitterFront DoorsPajamasBikinisLotion Book:Walking Disaster: A Novel Source: Walking Disaster: A Novel
“We segregate men from women, and no matter how many times we insist that men and women are equal, men and women should be treated the same, when it comes to the moment of excretion, even the most modern society - especially the most modern society - segregates two restrooms with little icons outside the doors, one wearing a dress, one wearing pants.” MenShouldLittlesTwoMatterMomentsDoorsModernEqualMen And WomenDressesTreatedPantsIconsModern SocietyRestroomWearing A Dress Author:W. J. T. Mitchell