“I used to have this dream that somebody was knocking at my door. I'd say 'Who is it?' and they'd answer 'Police.' I'd open the door and they would say to me, 'Pack your bags. We realized you have no talent.” DreamUsedAnswersDoorsTalentPoliceBagsInsecurityPacksKnocking Author:Leslie Nielsen
“Leisure is gone,--gone where the spinning-wheels are gone, and the pack-horses, and the slow wagons, and the peddlers, who brought bargains to the door on sunny afternoons.” GoneDoorsHorseWheelsAfternoonLeisurePacksSpinningSunnyBargainsWagonsPeddlerSunny Afternoon Book:Adam Bede Source: Adam Bede
“The thing to remember is that children are temporary. As soon as they develop a sense of humor and get to be good company, maybe even remember to take the trash out and close the refrigerator door, they pack up their electronic equipment and their clothes, and some of your clothes, and leave in a U-Haul, to return only at Thanksgiving.” ChildrenRememberCompanyDoorsReturnClothesBe GoodTemporarySense Of HumorPacksEquipmentTrashRefrigeratorsHaulGood CompanyU Haul Book:One's Company: Reflections on Living Alone Source: One's Company: Reflections on Living Alone