“Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.” LoveHeartLittlesDreamHumorTurnsLove IsGunMachinesDancingDanceMerrySweet LoveMiniaturesMachine GunsPerky Author:Matt Groening
“There is no rustic so rude but that, if he dreams or fancies anything, it must be the whisper of the Holy Ghost, and he himself a prophet.” IfsDreamHumorReligiousHolyGhostFancyProphetRudeHoly GhostRustic Author:Martin Luther