“It just isn't the way you've been told. Let me give you an example: Time makes no sense. It really doesn't apply to me; it doesn't fit. My hair gets thin and I can't stay up all night the way I used to. But I don't change.” WayGivingI CanUsedNightExampleHairFitLet MeAgingAll NightDon't ChangeUp All Night Author:Arthur J. Deikman
“Thank God I'm over the hill. The only heat I have left comes from hot flashes, my promiscuity is confined to the words "one size fits all," and I buy my white cotton unmentionables at Boadicea's Retreat, not Victoria's Secret. None of the things men do to women could possibly happen to me now unless the U.S. is invaded by one of those new Russian republics whose soldiers aren't fussy.” MenHappensLeftWomenWhiteSecretFitHotAgingSoldierSizeHillsHeatRepublicThank GodFlashRetreatConfinedCottonVictoriaPromiscuityMenopauseFussyOver The HillOne Size Fits AllVictoria's SecretHot Flashes Author:Florence King