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“Ah, fool! faint heart fair lady ne'er could win.”

Heart Winning Fool Fairs Courtship

Book:The Works of Mr. Edmund Spenser: In Six Volumes : with a Glossary Explaining the Old and Obscure Words

Source: The Works of Mr. Edmund Spenser: In Six Volumes : with a Glossary Explaining the Old and Obscure Words

“Always win fools first. They talk much, and what they have once uttered they will stick to; whereas there is always time, up to the last moment, to bring before a wise man arguments that may entirely change his opinion.”

Men Firsts May Moments Lasts Winning Opinion Wise Fool Argument Sticks

Book:Brevia: Short Essays and Aphorisms

Source: Brevia: Short Essays and Aphorisms

“Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.”

Thinking Men Winning Fool Bigger Proof Bigger And Better Fool Proof

Author:Albert Einstein

“There is a race between mankind and the universe. Mankind is trying to build bigger, better, faster, and more foolproof machines. The universe is trying to build bigger, better, and faster fools. So far the universe is winning.”

Trying Universe Winning Race Mankind Fool Machines Bigger Faster Foolproof Bigger Better

Author:Albert Einstein

“God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.”

Winning Knowing Fool Rewards Crucial

Author:Mark Twain

“Ask questions. Listen. Be quiet. Be willing to make a fool of yourself. Be willing to be completely exposed and to give all you've got and to be rejected for your troubles. But expect magic to happen. It just might. And don't worry about winning the audition, just win the room.”

Giving Might Happens Asks Winning Rooms Worry Trouble Magic Willing Fool Quiet Exposed Rejected Auditions

Author:Bill Oberst Jr.

“A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for possible defeat.”

Men Wisdom Fighting Winning Wise Plans Fool Defeat

Book:The Walking Drum

Source: The Walking Drum

“Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins.”

Winning Sports Fool Beats Stupidity Defense Motivational Sports Offense Knights

Book:The man who would be president: Dan Quayle

Source: The man who would be president: Dan Quayle

“Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.”

Ifs Trying Funny Politics Winning Tree Fool Vote Election Stupidity Forests

Author:Dan Quayle

“I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.”

Men Heart Different Winning Brain Blood Dying Fool Constitution Tigers Really Dumb Dumb Celebrity

Author:Charlie Sheen

“Any fool can fight a winning battle, but it needs character to fight a losing one, and that should inspire us; which reminds me that I dreamed the other night that I was being hanged, but was the life and soul of the party.”

Needs Should Soul Character Night Fighting Winning Party Inspire Fool Battle Losing

Author:William Butler Yeats

“Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.”

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Book:Complete Poems by Lawrence: Easyread Super Large 24pt Edition

Source: Complete Poems by Lawrence: Easyread Super Large 24pt Edition

“You can always spot a fool, for he is a man who will tell you he knows who is going to win an election.”

Knows Men Winning Fool Election Spots

Book:Imperium

Source: Imperium