“I'm not much for parties. Sometimes you have to wear a funny hat, sometimes they expect you to eat sushi, which is like eating bait. And there's always some totally drunk girl who thinks you're smitten by her, when what you're really wondering is if she'll vomit on your shirt or instead on your shoes.” GirlShoesDrunkennessOdd ThomasSushiPartiesVomitShirtEddie FischerFunny Hatss Book:Deeply Odd Source: Deeply Odd