“Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed.” GamesGoalHappenedEightHockeyWeekendPutinGoalies Author:Conan O'Brien
“That's right, Mitt Romney took on Evander Holyfield in a boxing match for charity, and it was a pretty one-sided fight. But it was still not the worst boxing match we've seen this month. This weekend Vladimir Putin played in an exhibition hockey game with some former NHL players and scored eight goals. Even Evander Holyfield and Mitt Romney said, 'That looks fake.'” LooksSaidStillsFightingGamesGoalPlayerWorstMonthsCharityEightFormerFakeBoxingHockeyWeekendRomneyPutinNhlExhibitionsOne SidedBoxing Matches Author:Jimmy Fallon
“There is something about Game 7 that there's a memory there for you for sure. You want to be a coach or a manager or a player or a goaltender that gets it done, because to me, that's all part of sports. That's what you dream about when you're a little kid - scoring the winning goal.” WantLittlesDoneDreamKidsGamesWinningSportsGoalMemoriesPlayerCoachesManagersHockeyLittle KidNhlGet It Done Author:Mike Babcock
“We can't score goals, we can't stop goals, we aren't hitting, we can't play on special teams... we all stink. We can try to improve but to do so we will need to make trades. And who would want our players that are underachieving?” WantNeedsTryingPlayGoalPlayerTeamSpecialTradeScoreHockeyHittingNhlStinkSpecial TeamsUnderachieving Author:Ted Leonsis
“I know you define leads by goals having the lead, but we never really had the lead.” KnowsGoalHockeyNhl Author:Darryl Sutter
“My opinion is there should NOT be an MVP award [in hockey]. The Olympic teams sports shouldn't acknowledge individuality. And if there is going to be such an award a player on the losing team who lets in the losing goal shouldn't get it.” IfsShouldSportsGoalOpinionPlayerTeamLosingIndividualityAcknowledgeAwardsHockeySports TeamMvp Author:Michael Wilbon
“I knew at a young age, whether I was playing baseball or hockey or lacrosse, that my teammates were counting on me, whether it be to strike the last batter out in a baseball game or score a big goal in a hockey game.” BigsAgeLastsYoungGamesGoalBaseballStrikesScoreHockeyYoung AgeCountingTeammateBaseball GamesPlaying BaseballLacrossePlaying Hockey Author:Wayne Gretzky