“I don't go on the Internet. I never go on the Internet. I don't go on Twitter. I'm not on Facebook. I've seen friends go into dark, dark holes of sadness because of that. Frankly, I don't have the time or the attention span for it.” DarkAttentionSadnessGoes OnInternetHolesAttention Span Author:Amy Sherman-Palladino
“People always think I get really good reviews, but I don't. That's why I don't go on the Internet much - because you can go down a dark hole looking at stuff. Once, I clicked on my name and freaked out. It's too bizarre, it's too weird, it's too unsettling.” PeopleThinkingNamesStuffDarkGoes OnInternetHolesReviewsBizarreGet Real Author:Tim Burton
“The people I respect most behave as if they were immortal and as if society was eternal. Both assumptions are false: both of them must be accepted as true if we are to go on eating and working and loving, and are to keep open a few breathing holes for the human spirit.” PeopleIfsHumansSpiritHuman NatureGoes OnEternalEatingAcceptedHolesBreathingBehaveAssumptionImmortalHuman Spirit Book:Two Cheers for Democracy Source: Two Cheers for Democracy
“Your digestive system is your body's Fun House, whereby food goes on a long, dark, scary ride, taking all kinds of unexpected twists and turns, being attacked by vicious secretions along the way, and not knowing until the last minute whether it will be turned into a useful body part or ejected into the Dark Hole by Mister Sphincter.” WayKindLongBodyLastsTurnsHouseFunDarkKnowingMinutesGoes OnScaryYour BodyHolesAll KindsUnexpectedNot KnowingViciousTwistsLast MinuteTwists And TurnsDigestive System Book:Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead Source: Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead