“With their tinted windows up, the cars of the rich go like dark eggs down the roads of Delhi. Every now and then an egg will crack open a woman's hand, dazzling with gold bangles, stretches out an open window, flings an empty mineral water bottle onto the road and then the window goes up, and the egg is resealed.” HandsWaterDarkRichCarWindowEmptyGoldEggsCracksBottlesNow And ThenMineralsFlingDazzlingDelhiWater BottlesBanglesMineral Water Book:The White Tiger Source: The White Tiger
“Want me to sell my soul, just so I can go gold. You can have the cars, clothes the jewerlies, the houses and hos. Cats do anything for a little bit of fame and a little bit of change. Industry snakes, they ain't friendly. Thought she loved me, she just tricked me.” WantLittlesI CanSoulHouseBitsCarIndustryFameLittle BitClothesCatGoldSellsMy SoulFriendlyWant MeSnakes Author:Bow Wow
“I arrived home the other day, and it was just pouring rain out side so buy the time I get from the car to the front door I am soaked. I walk in side and take off my jacket and my wife says Is it raining out I couldn't help my self when I replied Nope, I had to take the gold fish for a walk. Here's your sign!” SelfHelpingHomeSidesWalksWifeDoorsCarFrontsRainGoldFishesMy WifeJacketsPouringFront DoorsPouring Rain Author:Bill Engvall
“We don't need gold plated highways. We don't need zoning commissions which penalize offices at home and promote car commutes.” NeedsHomeCarOfficeGoldHighways Author:James Howard Kunstler
“I'm a wealthy man now. I've got a flat, a car, I have enough money to buy food. I skate to make the people happy. If somebody skates to earn money, I don't care. I skate for the people. Besides, it's pleasant to supply Russia with gold medals.” PeopleIfsMenEnoughCareCarGoldDon't CareRussiaAssI Don't CarePleasantFlatsWealthyBad AssMedalGold MedalsSkates Author:Evgeni Plushenko