Best Goosebumps Series Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Dad, are we lost?” Luke repeated the question. “Yeah, we’re lost,” Dad replied quietly. “Hopelessly lost.” Clay let out a soft cry and slumped in the seat. He looked a little like a balloon deflating. “Don’t tell him that!” Mom cried sharply. “What should I tell him?” Dad snapped back. “We’re nowhere near Zoo Gardens. We’re nowhere near civilization! We’re in the desert, going nowhere!”

Horror R L Stine Goosebumps Series One Day At Horrorland Lizzy Morris

Book:One Day at Horrorland

Source: One Day at Horrorland

“Greg was very interested in cameras. He had an inexpensive automatic camera, which took okay snapshots. But he was saving his allowance in hopes of buying a really good camera with a lot of lenses. He loved looking at camera magazines, studying the different models, picking out the ones he wanted to buy.”

Horror Cameras R L Stine Goosebumps Series Say Cheese And Die Greg Banks

Book:Say Cheese and Die!

Source: Say Cheese and Die!

“I became more and more confused. My brain got so fuzzy, I even began to wonder if I'd ever actually been a boy at all. Maybe I'd really been a bee for my entire life, and I'd just dreamed about being a boy.”

Goosebumps R L Stine Goosebumps Series Bees Come Rl Stine Why I M Afraid Of Bees

Book:Why I'm Afraid of Bees

Source: Why I'm Afraid of Bees

“My friend Chuck was supposed to help me coach the team. But he told Miss Curdy he had an after-school job. Do you know what his after-school job is? Going home and watching TV. - Steve Boswell”

Halloween R L Stine Goosebumps Series Steve Boswell The Haunted Mask Ii

Book:The Haunted Mask II

Source: The Haunted Mask II

“So Miss Curdy said I had to be punished. She gave me a choice of punishments. One: I could come into the gym after school every day and inflate all the basketballs — by mouth — until my head exploded. Or two: I could coach the first-grade soccer team. I chose number two. The wrong choice.”

Horror R L Stine Goosebumps Series Steve Boswell The Haunted Mask Ii

Book:The Haunted Mask II

Source: The Haunted Mask II

“But I could hear Mitzi nearby. She was still upstairs. If she saw me reading the comic book, she’d run downstairs and tell Dad for sure. Mitzi’s hobby is being a snitch.”

Horror Fiction R L Stine Goosebumps Series Attack Of The Mutant

Book:Attack of the Mutant

Source: Attack of the Mutant

“One thing about me is that I have a really good sense of direction. Mom and Dad always say they don’t need a map when I’m around. I almost always know when I’m heading the wrong way.”

R L Stine Goosebumps Series The Curse Of The Mummy S Tomb

Book:The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb

Source: The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb

“Two hours after the melon disaster, I sprawled on the floor of my room. Grounded. With nothing to do.”

R L Stine Goosebumps Series Punishments Revenge Of The Lawn Gnomes

Book:Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes

Source: Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes

“I had a camera. My parents had given me a really good camera last Christmas.”

R L Stine Goosebumps Series The Girl Who Cried Monster

Book:The Girl Who Cried Monster

Source: The Girl Who Cried Monster

“Then Dad had to yell at Pat because of his Game Boy. “I told you not to bring that thing!” Dad shouted. Dad is big and broad, kind of like a bear. And he has a booming voice. It doesn’t do him much good. Pat and Nat never listen to him. Pat walked along, eyes on his Game Boy, his fingers hammering the controls. “Why are we hiking in the woods?” Dad asked him. “You could be home in your room doing that. Put it away, Pat, and check out the scenery.” “I can’t, Dad,” Pat protested. “I can’t quit now. I’m on Level Six! I’ve never made it to Level Six before!”

Nature Woods R L Stine Goosebumps Series Game Boy The Beast From The East

Book:The Beast from the East

Source: The Beast from the East

“People don’t always take us seriously,” she continued. “People come to HorrorLand and think it’s all a big joke. People laugh at the signs around the park. They laugh at the rides and attractions.”

Horror Goosebumps Series One Day At Horrorland Lizzy Morris R L Stine

Book:One Day at Horrorland

Source: One Day at Horrorland

“Lucky catch, Fatso!" Casey called. Margaret hated the name Fatso even more than she hated Princess. People in her family jokingly called her Fatso because she was so thin, like father.”

Horror Science Fiction Horror Fiction Goosebumps Goosebumps Series

Book:Stay Out of the Basement

Source: Stay Out of the Basement

“The five of us were squeezed into Dad’s little Toyota, on our way to spend the day at Zoo Gardens Theme Park. Dad had messed up and left the map at home. But Mom said the park would be real easy to find.”

Goosebumps Series

Author:R.L. Stine