“I would rather be at Reggae Sunsplash, which happens once a year, than doing some horrible Brady Bunch reunion.” YearsHappensHorribleBunchReunionReggaeBradyBrady Bunch Author:Susan Olsen
“Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit big time. We need a new agency to make sure it doesn't happen again, Rush." And that was the excuse for starting Department of Homeland Security. The government grows and grows and grows and grows, and what do we get? Little old ladies wanded, scanned for bombs and weapons under their skirts next to the incontinence diapers. A bunch safer.” KnowsNeedsWellsLooksLittlesBigsGovernmentHappensNextGrowsHappenedSecurityWeaponsStartingExcuseBunchAgencyBombsDepartmentNew AgeHomelandSkirtsOld LadyDiapersHomeland SecurityDepartment Of Homeland SecurityIncontinence Author:Rush Limbaugh
“A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.” PeopleHappensAmericaExpressionSpeechEatingYogaBunchSavingBurningSensitiveSmokingFlagsFreedom Of SpeechHypocriteYellingDolphinsSalmonPosingIncenseBongsFreedom Of Speech And ExpressionFlag Burning Author:Richard Jeni