“There is nothing quite as unpleasant as wearing a pair of briefs which have been trailed through a Calcutta courtyard. Nothing, that is, except having one's elbows and knees lacerated by unseen slivers of glass and discarded razor blades.” Has BeensGlassesKneesPairsUnseenBladesElbowsRazorsDiscardedCalcutta Book:Sorcerer's Apprentice, Dyslexic edition Source: Sorcerer's Apprentice, Dyslexic edition