“So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got, What went wrong? And if you can't understand why your world is so dead And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head Well, you're twenty one and still you mother makes your bed And that's too long.” IfsWorldWellsLongStillsPlayMotherStyleHavensBedTwentiesAlbumsSmokeGirlfriendPotTwenty OneParkingParking LotYour Girlfriend Author:Billy Joel
“The members of our secret service have apparently spent so much time under the bed looking for communists that they haven't had the time to look in the bed.” LooksSecretHavensBedMembersCommunistSecret Service Author:Michael Foot
“I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment.” PeopleSexHavensBedAssumingCompliment Author:Brandon Boyd
“If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.” IfsEnoughChanceTakenHavensBedEnough Chances Author:Joe Rogan
“Politics is not really different from marriage. You cannot get things done in your relationship if you tell your wife: Look, if you haven't made the bed and if you don't get the food on the table, I will go and just hire someone and you will become irrelevant. That is not how you make a marriage work.” IfsLooksMadeDifferentDoneWifeHavensBedTablesOur RelationshipIrrelevantThings DoneTell Your Wife Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger