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“If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.”

Ifs Political Heaven Acceptance Promise Speech Election Greed Corruption Keeping Promises Kept Promises Acceptance Speech Promises That Are Broken

Book:Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams

Source: Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams

“Thank heaven Election Day is over. No more campaign ads, no more mud-slinging, no more candidates pretending they're straight. It's over!”

Heaven Election Campaigns Candidates Pretending Ads Mud Election Day Campaign Ads

Author:Craig Ferguson

“The election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so he sent for a clergyman and asked him, "Where is the best place to go to?" He was undecided about it. So the minister told him that each place had its advantages--heaven for climate, and hell for society.”

Thinking Men Two Stories Choices Politics Heaven Hell Minutes Dying Advantage Election Climate Ministers Best Place Places To Go Clergymen Undecided

Book:MARK TWAIN Ultimate Collection: 370+ Titles in One Volume (Illustrated): The Adventures of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn, The Prince and the Pauper, The £1,000,000 Bank Note, A Horse’s Tale, Yankee in King Arthur's Court, The Innocents Abroad, Life on the Mississippi…

Source: MARK TWAIN Ultimate Collection: 370+ Titles in One Volume (Illustrated): The Adventures of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn, The Prince and the Pauper, The £1,000,000 Bank Note, A Horse’s Tale, Yankee in King Arthur's Court, The Innocents Abroad, Life on the Mississippi…

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