“So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them.” MadeShowsHomeKidsFunnyWaitingGoldAthleteChinaChineseGentlemanOlympicsMedalGold MedalsLadies And GentlemenLondon Olympics Author:Conan O'Brien
“Life in clubs is no paltry sign of the times we live in. Here gentlemen gamble with others whom they would not dream of inviting to their homes.” HomeDreamClubsGentlemanGambleInviting Author:Honore de Balzac
“Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America - land of the free, home of the brave.” HomeAmericaLandBraveryBraveGentlemanBlessGod BlessLadies And GentlemenLand Of The FreeGod Bless AmericaFunny 4th Of JulyAmerica Land Author:Dave Grohl