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“The taxi driver felt that it was a good observation, and said he was planning to build for the future, too: he had some money on the horses, and if he won, he would buy his own taxicab, and really do well. I felt very sorry. I told him that betting on the horses was a bad idea, but he insisted it was the only way he could do it. He had such good intentions, but his method was going to be luck. I wasn't going to go on philosophizing, so he took me to a place where there was a steel band playing some great calypso music, and I had an enjoyable afternoon.”

“...because I really haven't even done drugs, and she kept looking at me like maybe I was lying just to get her out of there. So finally I said that yes, okay. I'd smoked pot a few times, and that seemed to make her happy. Like it's not possible that there's a kid om this planet who hasn't smoked pot. Moron. "How abour glue?" she askes me. I nodded, and she lit up like a Chtistmas tree. At least until I said, "I used to eat paste. In kindergarten. Bad habit. I totally gave it up, though, I swear. It didn't mix with the apple juice so well.”