“Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!” FeelsI CanClintonCoffeeLoser Author:David Letterman
“I type 40 words per minute on a normal computer with my left foot. And with two cups of coffee, I can do 53 words per minute.” I CanTwoLeftCan DoFeetMinutesTypeNormalComputerCoffeeCupsCoffee Cup Author:Nick Vujicic