“I tried to build an igloo out of the orange peel but it kept falling down and even when it stood up I didn't have an eskimo to put in it, so I had to invent a story about 'How Eskimo Got Eaten,' which made me even more miserable. It's always the same with diversions; you get involved.” StoriesInvolvementOrangesIgloosDiversionsOrange Peel Book:Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit Source: Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit
“Hi, I'm Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, wanting to say "Congratulations, Canada, on preserving your national igloo".” CanadaCongratulationsMikeArkansasIgloos Author:Mike Huckabee
“[Fur] is really ridiculous. It's outrageous. We're not living in igloos. We don't need to trade pelts anymore. There is this diabolical idea that fur is fashionable. It's not. It's death. There's no excuse for it.” NeedsIdeasTradeExcuseRidiculousOutrageousFashionableFurNo ExcusesDiabolicalIgloos Author:Margaret Cho
“Our young men are going into the professional fields because they don't 'feel called' to the mission field. We don't need a call; we need a kick in the pants. We must begin thinking in terms of 'going out,' and stop our weeping because 'they won't come in.' Who wants to step into an igloo? The tombs themselves are not colder than the churches. May God send us forth.” ThinkingMenWantNeedsFeelsMayYoungTermChurchStepsFieldsMissionsYoung ManKicksPantsGoing OutWeepingTombsIgloos Author:Jim Elliot